Life after social media and the meandering thought stream of deep consciousness

Birds

I fucking hate birds. Not all birds, but most birds. I was going to find a clip of the bird I hate the most, but it seems that this bird is so loathed that no one even wants to record it, not even bird fanatics. It is the Carrot Top of the bird world.

“Deeeeee Deeeeee, deedeedee” – the sound of a fucking jerk, waking my ass up at 5 in the morning. Fuck you mystery jerk, fuck you.

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3 responses

  1. garvie

    i think that’s a chickadee. and they’re really cute little bastards.
    and it could be worse. you could live next to a walrus

    May 23, 2010 at 12:48 PM

  2. I would LOVE to live next to a Walrus. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about how awesome that would be. *shiver*

    May 25, 2010 at 10:16 AM

  3. Worst bird in the world hands down, mocking bird…
    i’ve shot 2 with my pellet gun lol, and its illegal in Los Angeles county to kill any birds, SO FUCKING WHAT SHUT UP ITS 12am now its 2 am now its 4 am now its 6 am now its 11am now its 3 pm now its 4 pm now its 415pm OMG DIE!

    November 29, 2012 at 3:24 AM

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