I fucking hate birds. Not all birds, but most birds. I was going to find a clip of the bird I hate the most, but it seems that this bird is so loathed that no one even wants to record it, not even bird fanatics. It is the Carrot Top of the bird world.
“Deeeeee Deeeeee, deedeedee” – the sound of a fucking jerk, waking my ass up at 5 in the morning. Fuck you mystery jerk, fuck you.